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Saturday, March 20
// 11:37:00 PM

tiak heavy colour light haf *pls translate to chi* and he made me blog dis one .. hahaz ..:P ask me for more details .. hee

// 12:40:00 AM

went to church todae again .. had fun.

Thursday, March 18
// 1:22:00 AM

hey.. todae dun wanna blog now one.. super tired and everyting .. but hor , todae is a relatively long dae so no choice ... got alot of different variety of expressions being felt todae so decided to blog ...
today , mi woke up at ten plus ... was waken up by the house phone de.. guess wat .. dat tiak askin me to go mac study .. hahaz.. yu, me early rite ? hahaz.. of all ting, a call for me on the hse phone .. been lyk veri long since any one call me usin dat .. bcos of my dumb v200 lo .. dunno why so soft one ...can't hear him callin me many times .. aniwae, me being a bro , decided to go there lor ..

for some unknown reason , i din bring my v200 out .. den hor , in the middle of the traffic junction near the mrt exit ..(sr one) i suddenly realise dat .. at first i tot is someone took it ... hahaz.. cos hor got 2 indian behind me mah ...ha i tot they took my phone. i super frantic dat time .. lolx.. (okok , nt say i biased dat got indian means they took la.. but due to some bad experience. dat time i goin to skool den drop my watch outside my skool. den my fren say he saw a bangla walk behind me took it and din tell me. haiz.. dat watch ... aniwae, i can't help but blame any indian rite? hu ask them dun let me differenticate which is bungla , which is indian. all look the same to me.. ooops :P) aniwae, to cut the story short, heng i din approach them but call my hse first ... heng ah , cos my phone at hm mah .. arbo confront liao den malu .. hehehe ...

aniwae hor , todae i saw flashbacks of my sec life le.. the gang confrontation and all ... to summarise the story , mi frens playin soccer wif those retarded malay cum indian pple .*pai seh again , dis 2 races i oso sometimes got problem identifyin which is which .. hehe *one retard *tink is malay* 2 footed tackle my fren den act lyk nothin happen ... den my fren bu song den wan him apologise .. den dat malay dun wan den blah blah blah .. confrontation , verbal exchange of abulsive language many of it concern the family members, usin of 2nd language to scold each other , parents , etc... hahaz.. (to hu ever is concern , erm nt tryin to make a joke out of it la... juz dun wan rake up more problem only .. dat why i nt namin any names oso ..) aniwae, the trival stuff grow bigger as more unconcern *aka extras* enter the scene .. more pple r call by both parties den the ting grow bigger .. turn out to be a spar btw them to draw first blood... aniwae, as a gd fren hor , i nt goin say much liao .. juz dat both party r in the wrong ... firstly , nt my buddy , u know alreade rite, most malay ( most ) dun use their brains one.. esp those from normal tec one.. no future and all so wan pull someone down wif them.. den ur future so bright den u so impulsive cum irrational .. never tink for a moment huh ? is a police case le... kana caught den sure die one rite ? nt dat i hum or wat la .. tings involvin gang one nt worth it .. maybe if u r in sec sch normal tech den alright la.. u how old liao .. still do dis kind of stuff.. heng u never get caught .. arbo u surely die one ..
aniwae, me damn happy i nt part of it despite it concernin my buddy .. hahaz.. certainly nt irrational liao le .. keke .. if last time surely will haf alreade lay punches liao ... stupid guy damn dumb .. firstly street soccer court cannot slide one ..den which retard will 2 footed tackle one.. wan him to be cripple huh ? not tat i hum la ... 14 yrs old only dat dumb ass .. get myself involved bcos of a small fark nt worth my time oso lo ... aniwae, bud, take it as a lesson .. dun challenge those pple u know will fight one .. waste of time rite ? spend 3 hours sittin there waitin for pple come ... shld haf spend time studyin rite?

hahaz.. aniwae, super long rite todae ? bo pian .. interestin life todae .... ouch my leg hurts .. hot sun , wear-out leg ... bad combination to play soccer ... one light note, those flat sole soccer shoes damn nice to play wif .. wan to buy but at hm got alreade 2 pair liao .. haiz...

aniwae, super tired le ... gonna sleep after dis ... dun tink i will be bloggin next few daes untill got someting interestin crops up .. until den , leavin u wif dis song which is currently playin on my winamp now ...
make me tink of the show smallville and of cos , lana lang aka kirsten kruek

pic of clark and lana skin dippin ..dun ask me why .. i know of cos .. go watch it .. me watch liao but channel 5 haven show yet ... go watch it to know why :P

Superman (It's Not Easy)
by Five For Fighting

I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
I'm just out to find
The better part of me
I'm more than a bird...I; more than a plane
More than some pretty face beside a train
It's not easy to be me

I Wish that I could cry
Fall upon my knees
Find a way to lie
About a home I'll never see

It may sound absurd...but don't be naive
Even Heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed...but won't you concede
Even Heroes have the right to dream
It's not easy to be me

Up, up and away...away from me
It’s all right...You can all sleep sound tonight
I'm not crazy...or anything...

I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
Men weren't meant to ride
With clouds between their knees

I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
Only a man in a funny red sheet
Looking for special things inside of me

It's not easy to be me.

luv dis song bcos it totally described wat superman reallie is:- juz juz lyk any one of us :P

Tuesday, March 16
// 1:35:00 PM

hey .. so happy todae .. know why? a one week holiday sia .. super gd sia :P okok , compare to the 2 mths holidae i had during the dec holidae , dis is consider veri short bah .. but at lest gd mah .. no need to go back skool at all .. hahaz.. my cca service cca mah .. so seldom need to meet one .. smart rite ? hahaz.. alright la.. yesterdae spend the whole mornin doin nothin bah .. hahaz.. muz mug liao soon .. lolx.. den hor ,afternoon all dae spend my time outside lor.. window shoppin and all .. at seng kang compass pt .. there got nothin one actually .. no entertainment at all but the fast food there reallie got super alot sia .. suPER alot .. bk , mac, kfc , pizza hut .. u name it , there sure haf one .. dunno why they centeralised everyting there for wat oso .. lolx..
aniwae, go hm early den started to do hw le.. muz score better liao next time.. lose by 1/2 mark to a certain guy hu got a1 & a2 for his maths in olevel .. sigh .. MUZ WORK HARDER!!~~ 2 bowls of dumplin noodles at stake le .. lolx..
aniwae, startin to lyk takin photos liao .. maybe i kind of influenced by benjamin .. hahaz.. he got alot of obessions wif takin photo sia .. hp full of those mei nu sia :P keke .. dun k me .. share wif me next time k ben ? hahaz..

aniwae, been goin mac dis few daes.. regular customer le me there .. ha, standard everytime buy one large coke and a ice cream .. hahaz.. alright la the ambience there .. juz nt happy wif the toilet only.. the stupid toilet design damn sucky .. see hor , the urinal is right in front of the door only.. hahaz.. so when pple open the door , can see everyting le lor .. hahaz... stupid rite ? next time i take photo let u all see hahaz .. ya ,den hor , my skool the toilet oso about the same .. the urinal in front of the door .. there is suppose to be a screen one to block off the view but for no apparent reason , they only screen the view of the washin hands section .. stupid rite ? den the urinal can be in full view of everyone .. lolx.. somemore hor ,the gers always muz walk past the guy toilet in order to go to the ger toilet .. den hor , it will be lyk outragin their modesty .. dumb rite ? nt dat we will stand to lose of cos .. hahaz :P ya, stupid toilet designer ..

hehe , pics of the scene of the mac ..super bo liao rite ?hahaz :P


those pple in the pics one , dun k me hor .. will put in more fun pics when got opportunity :P




haha, free advertisin le .. dun wan huh ? lolx.. ouch

Monday, March 15
// 11:07:00 PM

haha.. lyk the ducks .. super nice rite ? haz .. but lazy...
so decided nt to change the blog color and everyting .. but nt matchin la... so will be for a while only.. hahaz.. okay

Sunday, March 14
// 11:55:00 AM

hahaz.. found dis funny stuff .. true , veri true sia.. due to excessive vugularites, mi will act as censorship board to sound more poilte .. *act only * hahaz..:P

Things I Hate About Everybody Else...

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the f*** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F***ing right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the f***ing floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f***?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, nobhead?

// 12:04:00 AM

Although Bernard at heart suffers from a sense of insecurity, he nevertheless portrays a confident yet sympathetic exterior to the outside world that enables him to get along well with other people. Indeed even though he is not really a team player, he is likely to reach a position of authority because he enjoys the strength of independent thought upon which others can rely.

Enjoying periods of time on his own, Bernard's adaptable personality makes it easy for him to get along with others. He will examine fresh ideas in some depth, rejecting fashionable notions that fail to meet his substantive criteria. For this reason he should study philosophy, or one of its related disciplines. A perceptive individual who needs variety, and enjoys travel.

Bernard will work better in attractive surroundings that complement his appearance and character. A natural charmer with good taste and a sense of humour, Bernard has the potential to be an inspirational leader in the workplace. Although a good "people person", he tends to let money slip through his fingers all too fast

Although Bernard may be reasonably talkative in public, he finds it difficult to express personal feelings to those closest to him. In employment terms, this inhibition is of little consequence.Sensitive to criticism and naturally intuitive, Bernard has a natural ability to detect insincerity in others. Because he is a sensitive soul, Bernard can be a solid friend and a good listener. As a result, he will get on well with colleagues, whilst being more than capable of handling office politics.With a creative mind and a good memory, Bernard is honest, straightforward and optimistic. He will achieve his aims. He is capable of creative thought, and will appreciate art and music. He also enjoys an excellent memory - a significant advantage in any employment.
Well-balanced, with an understanding and compassionate nature, Bernard is a natural leader who can inspire others. But he needs a certain amount of freedom at work and at home. With a compassionate and caring nature, and with the ability to get on well with others, Bernard will be a strong member of any team and will provide solid inspiration and support to his colleagues.

Creative yet somewhat insecure, Bernard is a family-orientated person who enjoys domestic responsibilities. He could well be employed in the hospitality industry - perhaps running a hotel, or B & B venture. In an office environment Bernard will be valuable as the individual to whom others will turn for moral support. But home for Bernard is where the heart is, and domestic responsibilities will always be important.

Good with details and with a methodical approach, Bernard nevertheless is someone who enjoys constant new challenges to maintain his interest. He is a methodical individual with attention to detail, but is inclined to leave tasks unfinished if his active mind alights on something of greater interest. Routine tasks that fail to challenge his intellect are at greatest risk, so Bernard needs a job that offers variety.

Ambitious to improve his lot, Bernard will constantly push forward to achieve something in his life, yet this ambition will be balanced by humanitarian ideals that will lead him to support causes that may demand self-sacrifice.
personality test @ http://www.idealpartner.org.uk/ipbi/WhatJob.asp

haha.. saw dis webby , found it interestin .. true about mostly wat the readin says ... rather accurate ;P .. thumbs up :P.. i tink dis is the closest u will get to know about my inner feelings and personality bah .. keke