dun bother .. extreme boredom make me do dis



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Caught SpeedingWoman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

haha .. dis is a smart way of nt get booked due to speedin.. :P

Greece went in Euro sia .. hahax.. such an unexpected results..
in other news , gp was h a r d .. damn sianz .. dunno how to do lyk dat .. but now got 2 daes .. got to study hard .. since until thurs only .. dis pain .. lolx.. yah .. preserve manZ

i hate the fact tat humans r imperfect ..the imperfections in us controls us .. haix..

khai , king arthur comin :D .. dat the pic u wan rite ? tag

a day of saddeness for all england fans.. the great english dream has ended .. ha.. stay up all nite to watch dat match .. felt unconfortable about the way England play .. they were 1-0 up .. y never kill the game? instead .. let portugal keep crossin in lyk hell .. sigh.. SIANZ .. SIANZ .. idiot .. can't tok.. got to study .. later next time den update again ...

heyZ... long time no blog .. been busy dis while .. readin manga .. a habit which i pick up recently .. been wantin to read them all dis while but 2 tings stop me from gettin them from the book store .. 1. the inability for me to read chi for long .. 2.the price .. 1 book will cost about 5 bucks i guess .. den no storage space .. hahax, den a supreme being decided to translate and distribute the manga all over the net and poof , instant reader liao .. hahax .. now currently readin one piece and ichigo 100%.. lolx.. if u all wan , come find me .. ha .. when everyone collects it by pile of books , i collect it by 1 normal disc.. free and easy .. not hassle , not need to spend money..

hahax, tokin about money, recently it is me or issit there r more pple askin me to donate money or buy some dumb card .. hey peeps, do i look approachable ? i mean one gal even ask me some redundant qn whether i m attached anot ? so , when i gif my ans , got make a diff huh ? -.- lolx.. pls , i dun haf a heart , gave mine away long time away .. and i m p o o r .
havin some mp3 player and 2 handphone does make me rich ..
0.0 dun bug me , bug someone else ~ hahax .. aniwae, it is bcos a super chio bu haven approach yet.. maybe if dat happen , my wallet would be lighter i guess
hee :P

A Liverpool fan, an Arsenal fan and a Man Utd. were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Arsenal fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Arsenal fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The Man Utd. fan was next up (he almost finished a half-can), and after watching the scene, said: "Choice! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again.
The Liverpool fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", The Liverpool fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave. "The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.
"Please tie the Man Utd. fan to my back."