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Thursday, July 22
// 8:45:00 PM

was watchin MY GIrl juz now .. woot .. a damn good show .. got the vcd and is willin to lend hu ever wans it .. :P
the shows about a childhood couple .. den the boi torment the ger in order to impress his guys fren .. well, dun wanna leak out anymore .. but is a damn emotional show throughout . impress me more den those millions dollar film like king aruther .. *for ur information , i watch yesterdae but dun wish to comment cos there issn't anyting worth mentionin .*
at least thailand show r more down to earth and it shows the fact that life on earth is anyting but perfect ... was hopin for fairy tale endin but get the taste of reality instead .. thumbs up :P
feelin veri empty inside me rite now ..sigh ~

Sunday, July 18
// 4:03:00 PM

Jokes
 
Bernie goes to a grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks Bernie to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Bernie goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food. Next week Bernie finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks Bernie to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. Bernie goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food. Next week Bernie comes to the grocery store with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out. He shouts at Bhola: "What! There's nothing but doodie in this bag!" Bernie calmly replies: "Yes, and I want toilet paper"
 
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on it's head!"
 
dun feel like bloggin.. juz feel like addin more jokes

// 4:01:00 PM

Revenge of the blondes

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.
Why did the man cross the road?He heard the chicken was a slut.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?They don't have time.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?They don't stop and ask for directions.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?He buys two cases of beer.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?The bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don't know; it has never happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?They all already have boyfriends.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A widow.
When do you care for a man's company?When he owns it.
Why are married women heavier than single women?Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They're married.
Man says to God:"God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says:"So you would love her.""But God," the man says,"why did you make her so dumb?"God says: "So she would love you.